It’s either you or the world that has a dirty mind. That is the only way to explain why some things that may otherwise be innocent are interpreted as perverted. It can really be anything and everything if you want to be creative; a cloud formation, a structure, the shadows in a photo.
Perhaps that is what makes the world that much more fun, being able to push boundaries without getting in trouble most of the time.
#1. Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all?
Or mirror, mirror, why did you have to create this illusion.
#2. They say every woman loves diamonds.
But you would think they would have come up with a more hoity toity display than this.
#3. She is smelling the fresh French bread.
Although we think the baker was not really French as a true Frenchman would never let this faux paus happen.
#4. When your knees look exactly like…
You get the picture.
#5. Someone is in the wrong business.
The guy in graphics at the TV station was not really thinking about the weather.